Bitcoin isn’t the easiest thing in the world to obtain. If you’re not a miner, and don’t have a cash pile to convert, you’d probably be one of the hundreds of people who are selling services for bitcoins. Scouring /r/Jobs4Bitcoins on reddit turned up most of these gems. Here are our favorites:

This guy will do your homework for you

This guy will eat two foods that are gross and let you watch

iPhone Jailbreaker

This guy will teach you how to be the next Starcraft 2 superstar, negating your need to get rich in bitcoins

If League of Legends is more your style, hire this dude

This person wants to be your mailbox

Need a paragraph about your username?

Will teach you how to buy drugs on the internet

This girl will make you cookies